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6、Life is full of changes. One day you have an apartment, the next day its a house of dumplings.
But the important stuff doesnt change.
生活充满了变数。前一天你还有一间公寓，第二天你发现它就变成了饺子馆。
但那些我们珍视的东西都不会改变。
7、Lemon Law 柠檬法则之约会篇（亦适用于相亲）
From the moment the date begins, you have five minutes to decide whether youre going to commit to an entire evening. And if you dont, its no hard feelings. Justgood night. Thanks for playing. See you never.
约会开始后。你可以用五分钟时间来决定你是否要把整个晚上都花在这个人身上。如果你的答案是否，你对他没有什么感觉，只要说“晚安，谢谢参与，再也不见”
8、Thats just how life works sometimes. You turn off your brain for a night, and all your left with the next day is a bad hangover, a sprained ankle, and a pineapple. Oh, we never found out where that pineapple came from, but it was delicious.
有时候生活就是这样。你只是放纵大脑一个晚上，第二天早上伴随而来的就是强烈的宿醉，扭伤的脚踝还有一个菠萝。没有人知道这个菠萝是哪来的，不过吃起来还挺甜。
But the important stuff doesnt change.
生活充满了变数。前一天你还有一间公寓，第二天你发现它就变成了饺子馆。
但那些我们珍视的东西都不会改变。
7、Lemon Law 柠檬法则之约会篇（亦适用于相亲）
From the moment the date begins, you have five minutes to decide whether youre going to commit to an entire evening. And if you dont, its no hard feelings. Justgood night. Thanks for playing. See you never.
约会开始后。你可以用五分钟时间来决定你是否要把整个晚上都花在这个人身上。如果你的答案是否，你对他没有什么感觉，只要说“晚安，谢谢参与，再也不见”
8、Thats just how life works sometimes. You turn off your brain for a night, and all your left with the next day is a bad hangover, a sprained ankle, and a pineapple. Oh, we never found out where that pineapple came from, but it was delicious.
有时候生活就是这样。你只是放纵大脑一个晚上，第二天早上伴随而来的就是强烈的宿醉，扭伤的脚踝还有一个菠萝。没有人知道这个菠萝是哪来的，不过吃起来还挺甜。
9、Kids, the thing about new years eve is that it sucks. Sure, it looks great on TV, but in reality, its always just a big letdown.
孩子们，新年前夜总是糟透了。当然啦，在电视里它看起来还不错，但在现实生活中，它总是让人大失所望。
10、You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story. dont. Not every night has a happy ending. But all of its important. All of it was leading somewhere.
故事听到这儿，你们可能会为你们老爸觉得遗憾。别！并不是所有的晚上都是个愉快的结尾，但最重要的是，未来从过去延伸开去。
11、when youre single, and your friends start to get married, every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation:Will you be bringing a guest, or will you be attending alone?What its really asking is,where do you see yourself in three months?Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?I always checked that I was bringing a guest. I was an optimist.
你还单身的时候，你周围的朋友开始步入婚姻的殿堂。每个婚礼邀请贴都会引发让人心酸的自我估价：您是独自赴约还是偕伴前来？而它实际在问的是：你估计你未来三个月会有什么进展？是坐在女朋友的边上，还是准备泡上一个伴娘？我总是把偕伴那栏勾起来。我可是个乐观的人。
孩子们，新年前夜总是糟透了。当然啦，在电视里它看起来还不错，但在现实生活中，它总是让人大失所望。
10、You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story. dont. Not every night has a happy ending. But all of its important. All of it was leading somewhere.
故事听到这儿，你们可能会为你们老爸觉得遗憾。别！并不是所有的晚上都是个愉快的结尾，但最重要的是，未来从过去延伸开去。
11、when youre single, and your friends start to get married, every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation:Will you be bringing a guest, or will you be attending alone?What its really asking is,where do you see yourself in three months?Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?I always checked that I was bringing a guest. I was an optimist.
你还单身的时候，你周围的朋友开始步入婚姻的殿堂。每个婚礼邀请贴都会引发让人心酸的自我估价：您是独自赴约还是偕伴前来？而它实际在问的是：你估计你未来三个月会有什么进展？是坐在女朋友的边上，还是准备泡上一个伴娘？我总是把偕伴那栏勾起来。我可是个乐观的人。
12、You know why? Because deep down, you didnt want to show up at this thing with a date. See, for all your big talk about being ready for a relationship, deep down, youre single. Its your default setting.
你知道为什么吗？因为在你内心深处，你并不想在婚礼上偕伴出现。明白吗？你虽然口口声声发表着恋爱宣言，但是在你内心深处，你认定自己是单身的。那是你的默认设置。
13、By the way, I almost forgot. We found this. I didnt checkplus one.You were right. Im single. Maybe thats just who I am. And you know what? I like being single. Being singles the best. stay out as late as you want. Answer to no one. The whole world full of endless possibilities.
顺带说一下，我都快忘了。我们找到了那张请贴。我没有勾上“偕伴”那栏。你是对的。我之所以单身，也许是因为我就是这样的人。知道吗？我喜欢当个单身汉。单身再好不过了，你可以在外面想呆多晚呆多晚，不用跟人报备。整个世界对你来说充满了无限的可能。
你知道为什么吗？因为在你内心深处，你并不想在婚礼上偕伴出现。明白吗？你虽然口口声声发表着恋爱宣言，但是在你内心深处，你认定自己是单身的。那是你的默认设置。
13、By the way, I almost forgot. We found this. I didnt checkplus one.You were right. Im single. Maybe thats just who I am. And you know what? I like being single. Being singles the best. stay out as late as you want. Answer to no one. The whole world full of endless possibilities.
顺带说一下，我都快忘了。我们找到了那张请贴。我没有勾上“偕伴”那栏。你是对的。我之所以单身，也许是因为我就是这样的人。知道吗？我喜欢当个单身汉。单身再好不过了，你可以在外面想呆多晚呆多晚，不用跟人报备。整个世界对你来说充满了无限的可能。
14、Kids, your grandma always used to say to me,Nothing good happens after 2:00 A.M.,and she was right. When 2:00 A.M. rolls around, just go home and go to sleep.
孩子们，你们的奶奶总是教育我，临晨两点之后不会发生什么好事情。她说得对，临晨两点一到，就该乖乖回家，躺到床上去睡觉。
15、We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends. But those scare times when we do open up, its amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming.
我们费尽心机想要守住的一些生活的小秘密，甚至是对最好的朋友。但在那个奇妙的时刻，当我们揭开各自的秘密，才惊异的发现它们其实是那么微不足道。
16、Kids, life is a dark road. You never really know whats up ahead.
孩子们，人生就象一条黑暗的道路。你永远也不会知道前方会发生什么。
17、The universe clearly does not want you and robin to be together. Dont piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.
很明显宇宙根本就不想让你跟罗宾在一起。别跟宇宙过不去，否则就等着挨它呼过来的巴掌吧。
孩子们，你们的奶奶总是教育我，临晨两点之后不会发生什么好事情。她说得对，临晨两点一到，就该乖乖回家，躺到床上去睡觉。
15、We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends. But those scare times when we do open up, its amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming.
我们费尽心机想要守住的一些生活的小秘密，甚至是对最好的朋友。但在那个奇妙的时刻，当我们揭开各自的秘密，才惊异的发现它们其实是那么微不足道。
16、Kids, life is a dark road. You never really know whats up ahead.
孩子们，人生就象一条黑暗的道路。你永远也不会知道前方会发生什么。
17、The universe clearly does not want you and robin to be together. Dont piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.
很明显宇宙根本就不想让你跟罗宾在一起。别跟宇宙过不去，否则就等着挨它呼过来的巴掌吧。
18、And thats how robin and I ended up together. Turns out,all I had to do was make it rain. as i rode home this morning, the city looks the same ，the people looks the same it all looks the same，but it wasnt，in just one night, everything it changed
最后我和罗宾又在一起了，原来我要做的就是让宇宙下雨。我早上回家时，这个城市看起来跟往常一样，人们看起来一样，一切都看起来没有变化，但是并非如此，一夜之间，一切都改变了。
19、Heres the thing about mistakes. Sometimes, even when you know somethings a mistake, you got to make it anyway.Sweet damn! thats a hot plate!Hey! is this milk any good?,even it is this kind of stupid mistake!
错误就是这么一回事。有时，即使你知道是个错误，你还是要犯。“见鬼，这盘子真是烫！”“这牛奶坏了没？”即使这是非常非常愚蠢的错误。
20、Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments. And they make life worth living， but heres the problem: Moments pass, and lurking just around the corner from those moments is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.
孩子们，生活中总有许多重要的浪漫时刻。它们让生活显得更有意义。但是有个问题：浪漫的时刻转瞬即逝，而从浪漫中衍申出来潜伏在角落的是残酷的，不修边幅的混蛋，它的名字叫——现实。
最后我和罗宾又在一起了，原来我要做的就是让宇宙下雨。我早上回家时，这个城市看起来跟往常一样，人们看起来一样，一切都看起来没有变化，但是并非如此，一夜之间，一切都改变了。
19、Heres the thing about mistakes. Sometimes, even when you know somethings a mistake, you got to make it anyway.Sweet damn! thats a hot plate!Hey! is this milk any good?,even it is this kind of stupid mistake!
错误就是这么一回事。有时，即使你知道是个错误，你还是要犯。“见鬼，这盘子真是烫！”“这牛奶坏了没？”即使这是非常非常愚蠢的错误。
20、Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments. And they make life worth living， but heres the problem: Moments pass, and lurking just around the corner from those moments is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.
孩子们，生活中总有许多重要的浪漫时刻。它们让生活显得更有意义。但是有个问题：浪漫的时刻转瞬即逝，而从浪漫中衍申出来潜伏在角落的是残酷的，不修边幅的混蛋，它的名字叫——现实。
