RT。两人在《不可儿嬉》的拍摄期间，玩得一个游戏，各位对方是个问题。

是“十个”

PART1:CF TO RE
CF：当他们建议我和你一起演《不可儿戏》的时候，你的第一反应是什么？
RE：OH MY GOD，不要是他！但到后来我第一次去剧组，发现你没再带你那把破吉他，看起来还似乎扔掉了以前你工作的时候老有的那红砖头样硬邦邦的“罗宾汉”臭脾气，顿时倍感惊喜。
CF：假如让你把现在的一切都放下，去干点别的，你想做什么？
RE：我想去迈阿密国际机场当装货工，顺便走私点啥多捞点油水。
CF：你有没有考虑过整容？如果有的话……整哪里？
RE：是的，我有过。我想我没准会把【哗——】缩短点。
CF：你是否曾嫉妒过我在《不可儿戏》中那美妙的歌声？
RE：是啊，嫉妒得都绝望死了。我觉得歌舞杂耍把式这些年不流行了对你来说一定是件特遗憾的事。
CF：拍摄中途休息时，什么能让你最放松？
RE：把这部电影臭骂一通。
CF：其他演员在哪些地方最容易激怒你？
RE：（如果）他们太优秀了（就会激怒我）。
CF：作为一个演员，什么事情是无论对方付多少钱你都会拒绝掉的。
RE：这得取决于到底给多少钱。
（某F插花：这句说得人挺心酸的。RE自从出柜后就一直被排挤在主流外，空有外表演技也只能在二流电影里过活）
CF：你喜欢去参加脱口秀吗？
RE：他们让我挺害怕的。
CF：你有你的政治倾向吗？
RE：有。
CF：你在《不可儿戏》片场最美好的记忆是什么？
RE：我喜欢每件事情……（尤其）你和Judi（某F：指JUDI DENCH）让我无时无刻不在发笑。
CF：你嫉妒休格兰特吗？如果不嫉妒的话，你嫉妒谁？
RE：我并不眼红休.格兰特同学，但我嫉妒丹尼尔.戴.刘易斯！（某F再插花：当年ANOTHER COUNTRY的时候RE你可是抢走了大丹尼尔的角色哦），因为无论他变成修鞋匠还是在哪里摇摆晃荡，韦恩斯坦和马丁.西科塞斯都会乘下一班飞机到他修鞋的地儿去跟在后面求他回去演戏（F：……某人的派头）。【下面一句不全，大意是说RE同学自己为了求一个小角色不得不屁颠屁颠来回折腾】 

最近插楼插上感觉了~~

PART2   RE TO CF
RE：你第一次见我的时候，对我印象如何？
CF：仁慈，慷慨，专业，各方面都值得赞美。
RE：那你现在认为我咋样呢？我有变化很大吗？
CF：……你已经变成野兽了。
RE：你到目前为止有遭遇过中年危机的困扰吗，如果有的话，详细描述一下？
CF：我（一度）开始有关于哈雷摩托，肉毒杆菌和BRITNEY SPEARS的各种妄想（……某F插花：亚瑟家的孩子似乎非常喜欢拿布兰妮开玩笑）
RE：你有尝过毒品吗？
CF：我不记得了……记忆一片空白。
RE：是什么让你成为一个演员的？
CF：急切地穿上长袍并受人尊敬的渴望。同我当时迷恋帝龙.鲍尔也有关系。
RE：BJ单身日记是否改变了你的生活？
CF：那部电影上映的时候，我（给我的孩子）换了更多的尿布（当时正好有孩子出生），嗯当然，我也提升了不少。
RE：你嫉妒休格兰特吗，如果不的话，你嫉妒谁？
CF：我敬慕他的才华，而且嫉妒他有更多的发型选择！我还一直巴望着，啥时我的片酬大概能达到他的日薪。但除此之外也没啥大不了的。就算不是他，我也照样活得好好的。其他就不说了……任何关于这个问题诚实的答案都会泄露太多东西。
RE：你对从来没演过哈姆莱特是否有点遗憾？你对我从来没演过哈姆莱特是不是有点遗憾？
CF：事实上，我曾演过一次。我只是很遗憾没有把他演得再好点。
RE：你怎么看待你这20年的生涯？你愿意被封为爵士吗？
CF：我觉得爵士是必然是迟早的事，但我觉得这会让我在公众面前显得太老，让我和布兰妮的好事告吹。20年时光很美好，我希望我将一直演下去，假如有人希望我演，并且允许器官移植。最后，我希望向Charles Gray那样死去。
    
RE：想没想过勾搭个把同性恋。
CF：我觉得这可不是个适合出柜的地儿。
RE：你在《不可儿戏》片场最美妙的回忆是什么？
CF：勾搭上个同性恋。

RE：你在《不可儿戏》片场最美妙的回忆是什么？
CF：勾搭上个同性恋。
终于出现了亮点。

Firth to Everett:
     
     Firth: When they suggested me for The Importance of Being Earnest what was your first reaction?
     
     Everett: Oh God, not him. But I was pleasantly surprised at the first reading when you didn't bring that awful guitar and you seemed to have lost that red brick 'Robin-Hoody' thing that you were working in the old days.
     
     Firth: When you dream of giving it all up and doing something else, what do you dream of doing?
     
     Everett: I'd like to be a loader at Miami International Airport and get rich smuggling.
     
     Firth: Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery. If so, what?
     
     Everett: Yes, I would consider cosmetic surgery - perhaps a penis reduction.
     
     Firth: Were you jealous of my singing voice in The Importance of Being Earnest?
     
     Everett: Yes, desperately. I thought what a shame for you that vaudeville is dead.
     
     Firth: What most relaxes you during breaks in filming?
     
     Everett: A good whine about the production.
     
     Firth: What quality in other actors most enrages you?
     
     Everett: When they are too good.
     
     Firth: Is there anything that (as an actor) you would absolutely refuse to do, however much they paid you?
     
     Everett: It would depend on the money.
     
     Firth: Do you like doing live chat shows?
     
     Everett: They terrify me.
     
     Firth: Are you in any way politically motivated?
     
     Everett: Yes.
     
     Firth: What is your best memory of making The Importance of Being Earnest?
     
     Everett: I enjoyed the whole thing - you made me laugh the entire time. So did Judi.
     
     Firth: Are you jealous of Hugh Grant? If not, who are you jealous of?
     
     Everett: I'm not jealous of Hugh Grant, but I am jealous of Denny Night Debenhams (Daniel Day Lewis) because whenever he goes off to be a cobbler or have a wobbly, Harvey Weinstein and Martin Scorcese are on the next plane tracking down the shoe shop, coming in on all fours and begging him to come back. I once threw it all in for a bar job and I'd still be there now if I hadn't been


M. Everett to M. Firth:
     
     Everett: What did you think of me when we first met?
     
     Firth: Kind, generous, professional, adorable in every way.
     
     Everett: What do you think of me now? Have I changed much?
     
     Firth: You have become a monster.
     
     Everett: Has a mid-life crisis hit yet and if so, describe it in depth?
     
     Firth: I've started dreaming about Harley Davidsons, Botox and Britney Spears.
     
     Everett: Have you experimented with drugs?
     
     Firth: I can't remember - it's all a blank.
     
     Everett: What made you become an actor?
     
     Firth: Desperate need to put on frocks and be adored. Tyrone Power also had quite a lot to do with it.
     
     Everett: Did Bridget Jones's Diary change your life?
     
     Firth: I've changed a lot more diapers since it was released (had a baby more or less the same day) - and yes, I get a lot more upgrades.
     
     Everett: Are you jealous of Hugh Grant and if not, who are you jealous of?
     
     Firth: I admire his talent and envy his hair options. I also look forward to the day when my fee equals his per diem, but I can live with not being him. No further comment. Any honest answers to this question would be far too revealing.
     
     Everett: Do you regret never having played Hamlet? Do you regret my not having played it?
     
     Firth: I actually did play it once. I regret not have played it a bit better.
     
     Everett: Where do you see yourself in twenty years? Would you like a knighthood?
     
     Firth: While I think a knighthood is inevitable in the next year or so, I think I'm going to have to decline on grounds that it might make me seem a bit old and spoil my chances with Britney. Twenty years time would be fine. I expect I'll still be acting, if anyone is still asking and the implants and transplants allow. I'd quite like to end up as Charles Gray.
     
     Everett: Have you ever dabbled with homosexuality?
     
     Firth: I don't really think this is the place to come out.
     
     Everett: What is your best memory of making The Importance of Being Earnest?
     
     Firth: Dabbling with homosexuality.

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