Two Dead Boys
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind, the other couldn't see
So they chose a monkey as a referee
A blind man went to see fair play
A dump man went to shout hooray
A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a wooden brick wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe these lies are true
Ask the blind man he saw it all too