你想说什么？

如果你撤回，那就是你尴尬
如果你继续，那就是老师尴尬

在座的都是老高玩了

你有没有弟弟妹妹？假如有的话，你就可以跟老师说，弟弟或者妹妹不小心拿到了你的手机，然后写下了这两个字

让你们别取三楼睾丸，还取

Little brother, I think I am predestined by you. Let me tell you a story:
Once upon a time, there was a small village surrounded by a large forest. Although the residents lived a simple life, they were carefree. Until one day, there came a black hearted businessman who encouraged people to cut down trees for profit. Many people believed him and became rich by logging. But the people who didn't want to see the neighbors all made money and also participated in it. Man's greed is infinite, and tree is finite. Finally, people's greed angered the elves in the forest. When the last tree fell, the elves turned the village into an endless desert. Only then did people realize that they were left with useless treasure
A hundred years later, the endless desert of the past has become an ocean. No one knows what happened. Only a stone tablet on the bottom of the sea revealed a hint: the landlord, his stomach is full of water.

看这个界面我还以为是p站

第一眼看成某网站了