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10个人看完,10个人疯    
      
     一天魔王抓走公主,公主一直叫.    
        
     魔王 :"你尽管叫破喉咙吧...没有人会来救你的...."    
        
     公主 :"破喉咙..破喉咙.."    
        
     没有人:"公主..我来救你了..."    
        
     魔王 :"说曹操曹操就到..."    
        
     曹操 :"魔王..你叫我干嘛.."    
        
     魔王 :"哇勒..看到鬼"    
        
     鬼 :"天!被发现了.."    
        
     天:"阿鬼,你看的到我喔..."    
        
     魔王 :"Oh,My God!"    
        
     上帝 :"谁叫我?"   
        
     谁 :"没有人叫你阿..."    
        
     没有人:"我哪有?装蒜啊!"    
        
     蒜 :"谁在装我?"    
        
     谁 :"又说我?你们找死啊?"    
        
     死   :"哪一个找我?"    
        
     哪一个:"找你?我才没有...咦,这儿有好多人。"    
        
     好多人:"我才刚到耶……你是谁?"    
        
     哪一个:"我才不是谁。"    
        
     谁 :"他才不是我。"    
        
     公主 :"大家都是来救我的吗?"   
        
     大家都:"我不是来救你的,是来看热闹的。"    
        
     热闹 :"我有什麽好看的?"    
        



1楼2009-10-03 14:04回复
         上帝 :"不关我的事,先走了。"    
            
         魔王 :"你回答一个问题再走,为什麽这麽多人救公主?我这个魔王怎麽演下去?"  
            
         下去 :"你好好的魔王不干,演我做什麽?"    
            
         公主 :"魔王若是没有人演,我就可以走了。"    
            
         没有人:"若是我演魔王,怎麽会让你走..."    
            
         怎麽会:"我才不让公主走,我要看热闹。"    
            
         热闹 :"看我干什麽?"    
            
         什麽 :"你居然要『干』我?流氓!"    
            
         你居然 :"我哪有?"    
            
         我 :"关我什麽事?"    
            
         魔王 :"我要疯了......。"   
            
         疯了 :"你要我干啥?"   
            
         你要我 :"我什麽都不知道呀!"    
            
         我什麽都不 :“我哪知啊!”    
            
         我哪知 :"我在这里!有人叫我吗?"    
            
         有人:"我没有叫你啊!"    
            
         我没有:"谁叫他了啊?"    
            
         谁:"冤枉啊...我没有..."    
            
         我没有:"我可没冤枉你啊..."    
            
         你:"谅你也不敢。"   
            
         谅你:"谁说我不敢!?"    
            
         谁:"拜托啊...我什麽都没说啦''    
            
         我什麽都没:“你要我说什麽?”       
            
         什么:“你说我干什么?”
       
         你:“我哪有说你!?”
         
         我哪有:“我......
    


    2楼2009-10-03 14:04
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      = =这个好像是老梗了


      IP属地:福建3楼2009-10-04 14:51
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        我晕,心理素质差


        4楼2009-10-07 22:11
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          e


          5楼2010-04-26 21:12
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            eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………无语


            6楼2010-05-12 21:23
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              7楼2010-05-31 21:52
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                ...乱七八糟...


                8楼2010-06-06 16:47
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                  9楼2010-06-16 13:04
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                    IP属地:江西10楼2010-06-19 17:54
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                      虽说无语,但我转到我Q里了
                      挺多人转的


                      IP属地:江西11楼2010-06-26 13:32
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                        无语...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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                        12楼2010-06-27 13:12
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                          把我笑死了快


                          13楼2010-11-14 09:22
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                            什么乱七八糟的……


                            14楼2011-04-04 14:13
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                              笑~
                              好玩,凑个热闹。(此热闹非彼热闹....)


                              IP属地:加拿大15楼2011-05-07 14:48
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