看了你的长相我觉得自己配不上你

所以我默默地祝你幸福并给你顶了下贴子
I don't think I deserve you when I look at your face

so I silently wish you happiness and top once posts for you
如果有一天我被撩了

谁还会记得我曾经是名钻石段子手
If one day I was flirt

who will remember that I used to be a diamond level punster