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儿子初稿镇。


1楼2016-04-11 23:47回复
    ☁☂☁☂☁☂☁萌萌哒分割线☂☁☂☁☂☁☂☁
    想必在座的诸位看出来了吧,小凉荷其实是中二病属性哦。
    自以为多么高大上的他其实在生活中只是个毛/都/没/长/齐/的小蠢萌一只哦。
    不过他的天赋好的却是无话可说。
    可是...从七岁开始就得了中二病会不会有点太早了?
    现在是凉荷视角,很快就会变成苏小菊视角。
    嗯没错这次稍微变一变变成双魂一体的苏小菊和雏菊。
    一个来自现代二十一世纪的腹黑中二又蠢萌的初四生。
    一个是变异魔族茗之大陆的又迷糊又蠢萌天赋不错的。
    接下来要变成秋景粑粑的视角了其实我很喜欢这个娘气四射却又痴情的角色的。
    秋景其实很年轻的只有二十五六岁左右!算是比较年轻的神医了吧。
    ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠萌萌哒剧毒分割线☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠


    4楼2016-04-12 00:52
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      接下来是灵感!关于新文的灵感!


      5楼2016-04-12 03:52
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        接下来的内容很羞涩很羞涩很羞涩!


        6楼2016-04-12 03:55
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          啊对了这是瑶瑶的英文作业短文。发完这个再发羞涩的!


          7楼2016-04-12 03:57
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            Anne, not Annie
            By Jiuyao Luo
            There was a child named Anne...
            Anne is just a normal children from a the countryside,not so different from the other children.She enjoys to be in the countryside, here, the children can run freely around in the fields. The lifestyle is simple here, it isn’t like the noisy cities where there are so many lights in the night, even at midnight.
            Anne learns later than the other children her age when the others started to play games outside, she just learned to walk by the wall, And when they begin to learn poems and songs, she has only learned to communicate with the most basic words. The old people who like to gossip told her mother to have another child because she might have Intellectual disabilities ( which is the fancy word for retarded).Of course, her mother did not believe them, not even a bit, she think that her daughter was as normal as everyone else. Her mother continues to teach her how to talk with complete sentences and how to walk from one house to another.
            The days of spring quickly passed, as the one of the most remarkable days of Anne’s life came, the air was full of the sweet smell of grass and crops. Anne, as a four-year-old little girl, who just learned to run, ran happily on the yard in front of her home.
            Soon, the girl was tired of running, so she sat down on the ground and started to squish an orange playdoh together with a yellow one. When is mom coming home? The little girl thought to herself, it is lunch time already and she is getting very hungry. Does it always take so long to buy a fish for lunch?
            A few minutes later an anxious woman ran to the child.
            “Auntie, do you like bunny?”
            The girl carefully held the light orange playdoh like if it falls on the ground would shatter into pieces. She had just morphed it into a ball-shaped object with two long things on top, just as the woman ran into the room. The girl held the piece of play doh close to the woman’s face so she could see it very clearly and tell her that she had done well.
            “Oh, poor child!”The woman exclaimed, ignoring the “bunny” completely, hugged the girl and started to cry, tears started to fall out her eyes. “How could god do this to such a sweet little girl!”
            Anne was both shocked and scared by the woman, she has never seen her auntie been like this before. She knew that something is wrong the minute she saw her auntie, although she doesn’t want to admit it. It must be something really terrible to make a person who’s always smiling cry, she thought, but what? What terrible thing could happen on such a beautiful day?
            Auntie wiped away her tears and took the little girl’s hand, and took her to the river. There is a crowd beside the river, there are so many people that she even wonders if the whole village was all gathered here. Anne had never remembered seeing so many people altogether before in my life.
            There was a moment of silence of the crowd when they saw her, then, they started whispering words in low voices, words that she doesn’t understand. That made Anne felt very uncomfortable and wanted to run home, her small fist broke free from auntie's hand, just then, she saw the center of the crowd. It was Anne’s father. Anne ran as fast as she can towards her father who is kneeling beside a piece of white cloth on the grass with his head down.
            “Dad, let’s go! Let’s go home, I am scared!” Anne pulled her father’s arm as hard as she can, but her father didn’t move a bit. “Come on, dad!”
            Just then Anne noticed then there is something under the white cloth, shaped much like a human body. She let go of her father and touched the cloth gently, it is just as soft as she thought it would be. Then, Anne curiously lifted the cloth, there lays a beautiful woman: her mother.
            Anne poked the familiar face of her mother, her skin was colder, and paler too. “Wake up, mommy! Everyone is staring at you! Wake up and let’s go home together!” Anne shook her mother, but no matter how hard she shakes, her mother shows no signs of waking up. “Mommy!” Anne starts crying, she doesn’t know why, but she feels very scared.
            “......Anne,your mother is…...dead.” Anne’s father explained, his voice dry. “A dead person could not…...wake up.”Anne does not know what his father meant by then, she does not know what his father meant by “dead” and “could not wake up”. It’s too hard for a four-year-old to understand death.
            Even until they put her mother’s body into a coffin, when the lid covered her mother. Even after Anne goes home with only her father, she still believes that someday, she will find out that her mother is only having a really long sleep, and they will live together happily ever after like in fairy tales her mother used to tell her before bedtime.
            [ Those who believed god will survive enternency. ]
            Anne’s mother believed god insanely so she will not die.


            8楼2016-04-12 04:01
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              Anne, not Annie
              By Helen Feng
              There was a child named Anne...
              Anne is just a normal children from a the countryside,not so different from the other children.She enjoys to be in the countryside, here, the children can run freely around in the fields. The lifestyle is simple here, it isn’t like the noisy cities where there are so many lights in the night, even at midnight.
              Anne learns later than the other children her age, when the others started to play games outside, she just learned to walk by the wall, And when they begins to learn poems and songs, she has only learned to communicate with the most basic words. The old people who likes to gossip told her mother to have another child, because she might have Intellectual disabilities ( which is the fancy word for retarded).Of course her mother did not believe them, not even a bit, she think that her daughter was as normal as everyone else. Her mother continues to teach her how to talk with complete sentences and how to walk from one house to another.
              The days of spring quickly passed, as the one of the most remarkable day of Anne’s life came, the air was full of the sweet smell of grass and crops. Anne, as a four-year-old little girl, who just learned to run, ran happily on the yard in front of her home.
              Soon, the girl was tired of running, so she sat down on the ground and started to squish an orange playdoh together with a yellow one. When is mom coming home? The little girl thought to herself, it is lunch time already and she is getting very hungry. Does it always takes so long to buy a fish for lunch?
              A few minutes later an anxious woman ran to the child.
              “Auntie, do you like bunny?”
              The girl carefully held the light orange playdoh like if it falls on the ground would shatter into pieces. She had just morphed it into a ball shaped object with two long things on top, just as the woman ran into the room. The girl held the piece of play doh close to the woman’s face so she could see it very clearly and tell her that she had done well.
              “Oh poor child!”The woman exclaimed, ignoring the “bunny” completely, hugged the girl and started to cry, tears started to fall out her eyes. “How could god do this to such a sweet little girl!”
              Anne was both shocked and scared by the woman, she has never seen her auntie been like this before. She knew that something is wrong the minute she saw her auntie, although she doesn’t want to admit it. It must be something really terrible to make a person who’s always smiling cry, she thought, but what? What terrible thing could happen on such a beautiful day?
              Auntie wiped away her tears and took the little girl’s hand, and took her to the river. There is a crowd beside the river, there are so many people that she even wonders if the whole village was all gathered here. Anne had never remember seeing so many people altogether before in my life.
              There was a moment of silence of the crowd when they saw her, then, they started murmuring words in low voices, words that she doesn’t understand. That made Anne felt very uncomfortable and wanted to run home, she small fist broke free from auntie's hand, just then, she saw the center of the crowd. It was Anne’s father. Anne ran as fast as she can towards her father who is kneeling beside a piece of white cloth on the grass with his head down.
              “Papa, let’s go! Let’s go home, I am scared!” Anne pulled her father’s arm as hard as she can, but her father didn’t move a bit. “Come on, papa!”
              Just then Anne noticed then there is something under the white cloth, shaped much like a human body. She let go of her father and touched the cloth gently, it is just as soft as she thought it would be. Then, Anne curiously lifted the cloth, there lays a beautiful woman: her mother.
              Anne poked the familiar face of her mother, her skin was colder, and paler too. “Wake up, mommy! Everyone is staring at you! Wake up and let’s go home together!” Anne shaked her mother, but no matter how hard she shakes, her mother shows no signs of waking up. “Mommy!” Anne starts crying, she doesn’t know why, but she feels very scared.
              “......Anne,your mother is…...dead.” Anne’s father explained, his voice hoarse. “A dead person could not…...wake up.”Anne does not know what his father meant by then, she does not know what his father meant by “dead” and “could not wake up”. It’s too hard for a four-year-old to understand death.
              Even until they put her mother’s body into a coffin, when the lid covered her mother. Even after Anne goes home with only her father, she still believes that someday, she will find out that her mother is only having a really long sleep, and they will live together happily ever after like in fairy tales her mother used to tell her before bedtime.
              [ Those who believed god will survive enternency. ]
              Anne’s mother believed god crazily so she will not die.


              9楼2016-04-12 04:05
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                看我辣么帅


                12楼2016-04-12 04:15
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                  洛千笙是贫民出生的孤儿,靠卖艺为生。别看她身份不高,却是琴棋书画可说是样样精通了。
                  十岁多就开始卖艺,算是小天才一个,有些伪娘。受。
                  墨千城是本国第一富商的儿子,虽说是富商,却也是和皇帝平起平坐的四大家族之一。高冷。攻一只。
                  墨千城19,洛千笙17 。
                  墨千城一次偶然为了陪同皇子去了翠青楼,当地唯一一个卖艺不卖身的青楼,看到了他。那时的他在角落里弹着琴,亲生悠扬似水,让人放空了心灵。
                  蓝色的衣裳微微飘逸,虽然是男子容貌却丝毫不差于女子。他是洛千笙。从此墨千城常常来翠青楼却再不见那个让他一见钟情的身影。
                  他对他越来越感兴趣了。


                  13楼2016-04-12 04:16
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                    就当那群被嫉妒和仇恨蒙蔽了双眼的愚蠢人们拿出刀想要将洛千笙的脸割下来的时候,墨千城却正好路过。或许这就是缘分吧。
                    在马车上的他看到了心心念念的身影,被狼狈的逼进角落,墨千城气得火冒三丈,拔刀奔向小巷。
                    护在了洛千笙的面前。
                    “墨...墨王......” 瞧,他们被吓得话都说不出了呢。
                    没错,墨千城文武双全,小小年纪就被封为异姓王爷了呢。
                    “本王的人你们也敢伤?”墨千城威严的开口,他的声音冷漠如冰,他的脸色黑如煤炭。
                    “小...小的们、不、不知道那是王爷、人、人啊、请、请王爷恕罪!”张三趴在地上直磕响头,砰砰的,又响又亮。
                    “是、是这小贱蹄子、偷了三姐的玉镯子、还请王爷为、未三姐做主啊!”李四也开始直磕响头,同样的,又响又亮!
                    “我...咳...没有......咳咳!咳咳咳!”洛千笙虚弱的声音从墨千城背后传来。他咳嗽了几声就晕过去了。
                    “把他们带回去,关入地牢,明天审问!”墨千城强压着暴怒,脸黑如锅底的吩咐身边的侍卫。自己则亲自抱起衣着破烂的昏过去的洛千笙。
                    众侍卫们都有些意外却还是照做了,以王爷的洁癖是不可能亲自去报一个脏兮兮的伤者的,也不会让人随便触碰他,更不会没事去多管闲事,今天怎么像是变了个人似的?
                    “娘...不要死......”洛千笙在昏迷中呢喃着,有些不安的靠近墨千城,像一只无助的小兽【受】。眼角流下了一滴泪水,划过了脸上的血迹。看的墨千城一阵心疼,暗暗发誓以后一定要将这位心爱的少年【第一次见的时候当成少女了】绑在自己身旁,不让他再受一点伤害。


                    15楼2016-04-12 04:17
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                      不知轮回了几世,他们又再次相遇了。
                      他们还叫一样的名字,却已经是现代了。
                      身世也有所出入。
                      敬请期待洛玖瑶出版
                      《我家哥哥是个受》


                      17楼2016-04-12 04:23
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                        南宫黎语 12
                        斜躺在柔软的皮质沙发上,一道晶莹的液体顺着嘴角流了下来。
                        “少爷,醒醒。”老仆小声道。
                        是的,我就是那个父母加班自己一个人做作业后因为过度劳累无聊的躺在沙发上睡着的南宫家大少爷廉职圣安·玛丽学院初一三班的学霸班长。
                        “唔...什么事?父亲他们回来了?”
                        南宫心语 10
                        “哥!哥!哥!哥!哥!哥!哥!哥!哥!哥!”
                        我敲了敲哥哥的房门。
                        没有回应。
                        “奇怪不在么?”自言自语。
                        “秋语秋语秋语秋语秋语秋语小秋语!!!”
                        转身跑向弟弟南宫秋语的房间。拍打着房门。


                        18楼2016-07-03 10:35
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