以下是一篇楼主也不知道什么时候收藏的文档。感觉有趣，就给翻了下。
感觉像是一篇基督徒祷文，而且是为了学业进行的祷告。
而且好像用的是古英语。
The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not flunk;
He keepeth my from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits for my grades' sake.
Yea though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown;
For thou art with me.
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Though giveth me answers in the moment of blankness;
Thou anointest my head with understanding.
My test paper runneth over with answers I recongnize.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me
All the days of my examinations,
And I will not dwell in this university forever. Amen.
-Author Unknown
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感觉像是一篇基督徒祷文，而且是为了学业进行的祷告。
而且好像用的是古英语。
The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not flunk;
He keepeth my from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits for my grades' sake.
Yea though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown;
For thou art with me.
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Though giveth me answers in the moment of blankness;
Thou anointest my head with understanding.
My test paper runneth over with answers I recongnize.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me
All the days of my examinations,
And I will not dwell in this university forever. Amen.
-Author Unknown
楼下贴译文
