@别叫我小鬼子or @JM彼尔德 @翼915103 @嘬茜艿脚趾含奶

前排

恭喜准备不玩了

我去年买了个大表，狗逼乐汇，40次0碎片

公马：疼吗？ 母马：疼 公马：那算了 母马：别! ————摘自微型小说《马话疼》

91区的，我看到了

吸点人品，吸点人品，吸点人品，吸点人品，

今天不想多说，一共就4句话，加上这句话，我就说完了！

哎，什么时候轮到我当拖啊

I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
为了我的小吧，水啊水啊水~→_→

I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
为了我的小吧，水啊水啊水~→_→

I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
为了我的小吧，水啊水啊水~→_→