回复：Noel Gallagher 50句经典语录

31, On credibility: “Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts. He’s supposed to be the poster boy for the alternative way of thinking… I’m not having that, that’s fucking wrong. Particularly Coca-Cola, it’s like doing a fucking gig for McDonald’s.”
论代言: Jack White 为可口可乐广告做了一首歌，最后酒吧不准他入场。他简直就是蒙面侠苏洛滑稽版。以他的身分，他应该知道这么做会是个极大的错误，特别是写音乐给可口可乐这样的厂商，感觉就像在麦当劳办演唱会一样瞎。
32, On religion: “I certainly don’t believe in religion, although I find it fascinating that it’s become so powerful in the world and it’s kind of dictated morals down through societies for thousands of years, but I don’t see the hand of God at work in the world anywhere.”
再论宗教: 我没有任何信仰。而最有趣的一点莫过于，几千年来信仰对于社会的道德劝说上，在全世界都占很重要的角色。不过我倒没看过上帝做了什么事啊!
33, On ‘Be Here Now’: “If you’re given a blank cheque to record an album and as much studio time as you want you’re hardly gonna be focused. There’s a pub round the corner and Kentucky Fried Chicken – you just

关于专辑”Be Here Now”: 如果要录张专辑却一直没效率的在录音间耗，你就会没办法专注。倒不如去附近的酒吧或肯德基打发时间，说穿了就是懒惰在作祟嘛！

34, On drugs: “Didn’t go into rehab like all me mates did – fucking lightweights.”
论嗑药: 我才不走勒戒这套，又没屁用！
35, On ‘Wonderwall’: “The Who always play ‘I Can’t Explain’; and we’ll always play ‘Wonderwall’. People ask us if we get bored of it. You can’t get bored of 15,000 people shouting for ‘Wonderwall’. That’s better than drugs. You get a hard-on when you hear that.”
对于畅销单曲 Wonderwall : The Who 一直唱 “I can’ explain”， 而我们是一直唱 “Wonderwall”。人们老爱问我们会不会唱腻这首歌? 但你怎可可能在一万五千人大喊 Wonderwall 时会觉得腻，那爽度更胜嗑药！听人群喊叫整个人都嗨了。
36, On meeting Tony Blair: “I don’t have a crystal ball. I didn’t see he was going to turn into a cunt. I was 30, off me head on drugs, and everyone telling me we were the greatest band since who knows. Then the prime minister invites you round for a glass of wine. It all becomes part of the high.”
关于和首相布莱尔见面: 我没有水晶球，所以当然不会知道他之后变得如此荒腔走板。我那时候三十岁，正享受着名气和药物，接着首相就邀我过去喝个红酒，一切我都觉得挺好的！

37, On Thom Yorke: “No matter how much you sit there twiddling, going, ‘We’re all doomed’, at the end of the day people will always want to hear you play ‘Creep’. Get over it.”
论 Thom Yorke: 不管你蹲在那边再怎么画圈圈，一副愁云惨雾的样子，最后人们还是会要你唱creep。所以认了吧!

38, On U2: “Play ‘One’, shut the fuck up about Africa.”
对于U2: 唱好那首One，然后不要再讲那该死的非洲了。

39, On an Oasis opera: “I don’t think two blokes having the same fucking argument for 16 years over and over is the stuff of opera. Oasis: The Opera would be very short.”
对于 Oasis 做歌剧: 我们两个(指 Liam )在过去 16 年里最无法妥协的就是做歌剧这件事。剧名可能会是:【绿洲乐团:这剧会很短】

40, On Coldplay: “The Man has taken over the world. All the kids have to look up to now are bland, faceless fucking trainee police officers. Liam should be given a knighthood! You couldn’t imagine Chris Martin from Coldplay laying out a photographer for taking a picture of his kid!“
关于 coldplay: Chris Martin 这家伙让全世界都反了！着著一张脸的菜鸟警察竟然也变成小鬼们崇拜的对象。那 Liam 干脆被封爵算了！难以想像 Chris Martin 让他小孩的照片上尽各报章杂志版面！

44, On kids: “Kids are so fuckin’ thick these days that they are very easily influenced, aren’t they?”
关于孩子们: 最近的臭屁孩怎么这么容易受影响？傻傻的！
45, On Bloc Party: “They’re a bunch of middle class kids trying to rebel about against mum and dad. They sit on top of an apex of shit.”
对于英国独立乐团Bloc Party: 他们就像中产阶级的小鬼在跟父母闹别扭，唱歌根本没内容！
46, On drugs: “I still tell people that the ‘Be Here Now’ album is the best advertisement against taking cocaine. It goes on too long, it’s smothered by its self of self-importance – the same as coke users are.”
再论嗑药: 我仍然告诉人们“be here now”这张专辑是描述嗑药状态时的最佳广告。时间长又自己玩得很爽，嗑药不也是那么一回事嘛!

47, On Blur: “Damon Albarn is a fucking knobber. And his guitarist – who I thought was all right – seems to think that he’s some intelligent superhuman being, the fucking idiot. I never met the drummer and the bassist, who I first didn’t like and thought he was a cunt, turned out to be quite all right. But I don’t like the music, and I don’t like the singer.”
论当年死对头 Blur: Damon Albarn 就是个该死的白痴，然后那个我觉得还算正常的吉他手，搞了半天他还以为自己是个很威的外星人，好蠢！鼓手和贝斯手我不熟，原本以为很瞎结果还算不错。但我就是不喜欢他们的音乐，还有那个主唱。

48, On hip-hop; “I fucking despise hip-hop. Loathe it. Eminem is a fucking idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life.”
论嘻哈音乐: 嘻哈音乐是什么鬼啊? 讨厌。 Eminem就是个大白痴，一想到五角之前跟我有过交集真是我人生一大耻辱。怎么能喷我阿姆

50, On lyrics: “I write the first line and the end word, ‘Supersonic’, it’s like, ‘Well, what rhymes with that?’ And you start off with ‘A’ and you go, ‘Atomic. Bionic.’ Then you go…’Gin & Tonic. Alright, that’ll do.’ It’s no big deal. You just write it down, and people go ‘Wow! Feeling Supersonic…Give me Gin and Tonic. Wow!’ Basically, cos it rhymes.”
论歌词: 我写歌词写到的最后一个词是 supersonic，然后我就想: 这个韵后面要接哪个字呢? 接着就开始照字母顺序念下去，Atomic、Bionic，….最后找到 “Gin & Tonic”! 就这样，没什么大学问。你只需把歌词写出来，人们就会赞声连连的唱” Feeling Supersonic…Give me Gin and Tonic.” 单纯就只是押韵罢了。

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