同时，一道流星划过西太平洋上空，被大气层炙烤得通红的陨石穿越云层，带着宇宙第120号元素，降落在大不列颠岛的某处。

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前排

此陨石跟宇宙诞生的年龄差不多古老，
在太空中已漂流接近200亿年。
它来自2500万光年外的耶和华星球。

说明下：
每天二更。每更字数下限20字，上不封顶。
（因为本人很懒很没有耐性，如果任务太多会太监掉；所以这个量，细水长流，我觉得比较适合）
建议大家要回复的话，回复在2楼兄弟那里。
我临时决定此文为中英文双语版。【完全原创，禁止转载】。
此楼补上1-3更的英文版。
That night, as the bed was shaking
King Uther and his beloved Igraine were holding a grand ceremony of
Exchanging body fluids
Genetic matching
And the fabrication of a brand-new atomic matrix system
Meantime,
A meteor flashed across the sky above western Pacific Ocean
The meteorite, baked in the atmosphere, hot and red
Travelled through clouds,
Carrying the No.120 chamical element in the universe,
Descended and landed on somewhere in the British Island.
The meteorite, almost as aged as the universe since its creation
Had been floating in space for about 20 billion years
It came from the Jehovah Planet, 25 million light-years from earth

恕我直言，开头比较恶俗

“哈莉，卢娅！速速觐见本王”
一道洪亮而急促的神谕飞出耶和华神殿
片刻之间，两个天使已匆忙现身在创世主大殿
屈身侍立在王座之下
正是哈莉和卢娅
06/17/2014
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“Halle, Lujah, show yourself immediately!”
A loud and rapid oracle flew out of the JehovahPalace
In seconds, two angels hurriedly appeared atCreator’s Hall
Bowing and standing beneath the throne
And they were Halle and Lujah

孤还插

淡然的生活是最美的生活。人生就像是一扇门，有人悲观于门内的黑暗，有人却乐观于门内的宁静；有人忧愁于门外的风雨，有人却快乐于门外的自由。--

哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦

“没错，就在那里停下！”
“这样可以让本王看起来更高一点”
耶和华的表情从一瞬间的慌乱转为淡定
右手在光滑的下巴上捋了捋
仿佛他有很长的胡子一般
“你们可知自己的失职之罪？”
哈莉和卢娅面面相觑，不知所以
06/18/2014
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“That’s right! Stop right there!”
“It will let me look taller.”
His facial expression shifted from upset to calm in a blink
His right hand stroking on his smooth chin
As if he was wearing long beard and mustache
“You two, know your sin of dereliction of duty?”
Halle and Lujah looked at each other,
Unaware of what had happened

“你们看看我的水晶球”
“看看你们做的好事”
“嗯？画面怎么回来我的神殿了”
“这是哈莉和卢娅”
“哈莉的事业线可真是越来越诱人了”
哈莉满脸通红，急忙打断他
“万能的，创世的，高贵优雅的我主”
“不是说我们失职了吗？”
耶和华像蹦极到底突然被扯回来，
尴尬中有点失落
不过还是一边迅速调整水晶球画面
一边说道
“创世之初，本王用一种最基本的元素”
“分化而成两种，三种，再到无数种的组合”
“形成了宇宙万物”
“所有衍生后的元素已散布在宇宙各处”
“而赋予他们生命力的最基本元素”
“姑且称之”
“魂石”
“一直保持在这里”
“也是归你们所看管”
06/19/2014
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“Look at my crystal ball”
“And see what you have done”
“What the—why the image navigates back to my palace”
“Oh yeah these are Halle and Lujah”
“Halle’s cleavage is getting more and more attractive”
Flushed, Halle interrupted him hurriedly
“Almighty, Creator, Noble and Elegant, My Lord”
“Didn’t you mention we messed up our job?”
As if suddenly pulled back at the bottom of a bungee jump
Lord was a little bit embarrassed
But he adjusted the crystal ball image quickly
And he said:
“At the beginning of creation,”
“I used one most basic element”
“To create two, then three elements”
“And to the infinite combination of these elements”
“So is the formation of the universe”
“All those derived elements have been scattered everywhere”
“While the most basic element”
“The Soul Stone”
“Has always been kept in here”
“Under the management of you two”

“虽然可唤作魂石”
“但此元素非金非土，非铁非石”
“可处极热为固形而不化”
“可临极寒为气态而不凝”
“可极重可极轻”
“可极大可极小”
“可伸可屈，可软可硬”
“造化由心”
“可……”
哈利和卢娅连忙制止了耶和华
怕他说下去又是人间几亿年的春秋
天上一盏茶的光阴
“我们知道了”
“魂石确实是我们两人一直管理”
06/20/2014
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“Although can be called Soul Stone”
“This element is neither metal nor soil; no iron or stone”
“It can be solid even at unlimited high temperature”
“It can be air even at unlimited low temperature”
“It can be extremely heavy or extremely light”
“It can be extremely large or extremely tiny”
“It can both stretch and shrink”
“It can be soft but also can be hard”
“It can be anything as you wish”
“It can…”
Halle and Lujah had to shut him up
Or he’d speak for hundreds of millions of years for mortal
And a couple of minutes in heaven
“We know it already!”
“Soul Stone has been kept by us as always”

马克