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 师徒四人正在赶路，忽然间黄沙漫天，许多妖怪从天降。                         
                                                                            
 三个徒弟见状大惊，忙跃到唐僧跟前作势御敌，却见众妖怪上前捉了猪八戒，转身就 
 跑。                                                                       
                                                                            
 悟空猝不及防，回过神来，众妖怪已去的远了。八戒大奇，叫道：“你们抓错了，下  
 边那个白白嫩嫩的才是唐僧！却抓我老猪做何？”                                
                                                                            
 妖怪头子身在半空，回头答道：“娘的，猪肉价格猛涨，三年不知肉味了。传说唐僧  
 肉能长生不老，却不知真假。眼前吃顿猪肉倒是要紧！”                          
                                                                            
                                                                            
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 四人正行之间，八戒身上忽然叮咚做响，却是手机来电。抄起电话一看，原来是高老 
 庄的老高头，老猪的泰山大人。                                               
                                                                            
 “喂，岳父大人。”                                                           
                                                                            
 “八戒吗？我是老高呀。唉，不知为何，我那女儿最近思念你的紧，整天寻死觅活    
 的。不知你那经取的怎样了？能否回来一趟？”说罢不住叹气。                    
                                                                            
 八戒又惊又喜，忙连声答应。一转头瞥见师父，却不知如何开口。但一想到那美貌如 
 花的高秀兰，哪里还把持的住？当下软磨硬泡，不住恳求。唐僧眼见留他不住，叹了 
 口长气，也就随他去了。                                                     
                                                                            
 不一日，八戒来到了高老庄。老高头早已摆下宴席，宴请亲朋好友，为女婿接风。八 
 戒喝的酩酊大醉，由人扶回房去。刚进了屋，却听得门外有人说话。               
                                                                            
 “高老，你这个妖怪女婿如此丑陋，脾气又大，你怎么又把他招回来了？这不是自讨  
 苦吃吗？”                                                                  
                                                                            
 老高头洋洋得意的道：“现在这社会，家里养头猪，顶个爆发户啊。哈哈，哈哈……”   
                                                                            
                                                                            
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