第一季MS不行，没英文字幕，从第二季开始吧
S02E01
J:JUSTIN A:ALEX T:Theresa JE:Jerry H:Harper M:Max
J:This is a speed shirt.It gives you supersonic speed.
M：Ah——Does it grow your hair really long?
J：Smarty pants.They give whoever wears them superior knowledge on anything and everything there is to know.
J:I'd put them on,but I'm already smarter than them.
A:oh,you are smarter than pants.Good for you.

M:If i could figure out a way to bottle this stuff,i could make a fortune.
Alfred:you can bottle it!
M：Alfred,don't bother me ,i'm thinking.
A:Harper,if you want people to notice that you are smart,you might want to wear a little less produce.
H:That's not gonna happen.Papayas just came into season.
kemo sabe[忠实的朋友]
That was a lasso toss in the dark.[laritate]
那真是太阳从西边出来了。


A：Look like i'll be helping set up the gym for Quiz Bowl this year.
H:Why do i have a feeling you are just doing that to get to know Dean?
A：'Cause i'm making it pretty obvious.
H:Maybe if you weren't so concerned with getting to know Dean,you would've hooked the wires up the right way.
A:Now,now.don't go blaming Dean.I would've jacked that up anyway.

H:I wish you are smart,then you could fill in for Nellie.
A:I am smart.I'm street smart.
H:But not book smart.
A:I am too book smart.Sure i don't read books,but i hollow them out and hide things in them.
M：We just lost our business.
Alfred：What are we going to do?We gotta come up with sth.
M:Panic and run.It's never not worked.

A:But.Er,remember ,this isn't about me.This is about everybody getting to appreciate you for your brains,and not just your....oranges.
H:They are tangelos!
laritate:and remember.There are no losers.Only winners and the people that aren't them(appreciate!!)
J:what did we say,Zeke?If it's a guess,it's a mess!

[Alex gives the right answer]
laritate:And bingo is his name-o!
J：That's it.Who else'study cards are you using？You answer questions in there that weren't even on mine! Since when did you become such a smarty pants?(Alex 穿了smarty pants)
[several seconds]
J:Smarty pants!You are totolly wearing smarty pants!
A:Well,When in doubt ,dance out, huh?