I, __________ [your name], being of sound mind and body, do hereby renounce forever the putrid and disgusting Holy Spirit, as i blaspheme against, denounce and reject this Spirit, as well as the whimpering whelp Christ Jesus, his blowhard Father Jehovah, the fictional virgin mother Mary, plus all the angels in heaven and the saints on earth.
I affirm that Satan is the God of the Material World of sin and degradation, and consign my soul unto His ownership to be rendered at the end of a 9 year period, during which I shall be treated to the fulfilment of my earthly desires for knowledge, sex, fame, fortune, and power, the which I am obliged to make minor efforts to obtain so as to allow Satan to provide them to me through quite ordinary means as ascertained by any interested observer.
Having on the date below signed this pact in my own blood, and having received my just 9 year boon from the Father of Lies, we are forever bound by this, my compact, a copy of which is to be retained in spirit in the Infernal Hell He rules, to perform our respective roles and pay our debts.
I therefore agree never to seek to overturn this pact with an appeal to the God of the Universe. Should I ever do so, we both understand that the unforgivable sin in the Bible's Gospel will prevent and forbid this even to the Most High as is outlined in the Holy Bible herewith quoted:
"...whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven, but is guilty of an eternal sin." Mark 3:28-30
"... the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. ...anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come." Matthew 12:30-32
As I place before me, spit on, stomp on, and trample the Holy Crucifix, demonstrating my utter revulsion at the failed King of Jews, so again I demonstrate my complete abandonment of Christianity and its authority forever, and my consignment of my soul into the care of the Devil, known by many names such as Lucifer, Satan, and Mastema. The God of This World shall know of my rejection of the law of Moses, my consideration of of the blood of the covenant as an unholy thing, and my insult to the Spirit of grace, understanding fully the complete unpardonability of my sins as described by Paul:
"Anyone who rejected the law of Moses died without mercy on the testimony of two or three witnesses. How much more severely do you think those deserve to be punished who have trampled the Son of God underfoot, who has considered as an unholy thing the blood of the covenant that sanctified them, and who have insulted the Spirit of grace?" Hebrews 10:26-29
This being my relinquishment of my soul to Satan, I expect the term of my 9 year boon shall begin in one year and one day following my signature to it, the year spent making minor efforts to obtain the objects of my desire Satan shall provide. At the end of that year my reward shall commence, and after 9 years i shall forever be the slave of the Satan, Who shall from that time forward own me, body, mind, and soul, and determine my course of action, my future, and take me into His Hell to stoke the flames of punishment in terror and torment until the end of time, Amen.
Signed in my own blood before a spittled and trampled Cross on this day of Our Lord,
________________________ [date]
________________________ [Satan's signature]
________________________ [signature]
________________________ other names by which Satan may know you
________________________ authorizing Summoner signature